Sunday, October 3, 2010

Shit My Dad Says

Just finished reading this book yesterday.

In short, it is a Twitter feed started by Justin Halpern,
who at the time was a semi-employed comedy writer.
It consists of quotes made by his father,
Sam, regarding random subjects.
This feed has 1,751,517 followers current and still counting.

Some of my favourite quotes:

“How the fuck should I know if it’s still good?
Eat it. You get sick, it wasn’t good.
You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes.”

"See, you think I give a shit.
Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking;
How can I give less of shit?
That's why I look interested."

"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you.
Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."
- taken from the official website

P/S: I love it when people get totally honest with me, even when they tell me shits.


Friday, October 1, 2010

Note to Self



A small note to myself:
never mess with the bio science students in my class,
or else I will be chased by their highly-trained flying cuttlefish
(or flying roti canai =X)

P/S: yes, I know I'm a freak.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Academics vs Reality


Academically speaking, the solution on the left is better.

In real life, the simpler the solution, the better.

To quote Leonardo da Vinci: "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication".