
Just finished reading this book yesterday.
In short, it is a Twitter feed started by Justin Halpern,
who at the time was a semi-employed comedy writer.
It consists of quotes made by his father,
Sam, regarding random subjects.
This feed has 1,751,517 followers current and still counting.
Some of my favourite quotes:
“How the fuck should I know if it’s still good?
Eat it. You get sick, it wasn’t good.
You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes.”
"See, you think I give a shit.
Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking;
How can I give less of shit?
That's why I look interested."
"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you.
Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."
- taken from the official website
P/S: I love it when people get totally honest with me, even when they tell me shits.